February 2012
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calm-honeybee:
I know I don’t come off as cuddly
But sometimes I think really if I had someone
I’d be one cuddly motherfucker.
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Real gangster-ass nerdfighters don’t run from nothin’ because real gangster-ass...
– John Green (via seattleandrea)
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Well Valentines Day is coming up, and I’m like REALLY single. And even though my...
– Hayley G. Hoover (via iamthepinkukulele)
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Write the truest sentence you know.
– Earnest Hemingway (via jayg4tsby)
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Is it bad that I’m pretty good at being mean?
It’s more of a dry,...
– Ladies and Gentleman, Jason
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i just wrote a 270 outline. in spanish. for an essay/love story.
…..about my love for Neville Longbottom
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Nathan understands human interaction
Me: I LOVE YOU
Him: THANK YOU
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All I do in my Advanced Spanish Writing essays is...
Honestly. Puppysized elephants, TFIOS quotes, and all.
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It sounds ridiculous but my dog was sick with a puppy disease called parvo and...
– Robert Pattinson on the greatest extravagance he did with his money. (via robquotes)
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So...I have this friend who is exactly like Dean...
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hay-sally asked: CAN WE HAVE A HUFFLEPUFF COMMON ROOM NEXT YEAR? IT SEEMS LIKE THE MOST APPROPRIATE USE OF OUR FIRST WEEK BACK SINCE WE WONT HAVE A HUGE AMOUNT OF RUSH STUFF TO DO LATER IN THE DAY
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iamunderstood answered your question: Hey tumblr followers, none of you want to rip my pants off, right? what a waste of a perfectly good pair of pants!
This is why my tumblr is a happy place.
hay-sally answered your question: Hey tumblr followers, none of you want to rip my pants off, right?
Only if they’re those snap up kind because that would be pretty fun. Hugely awkward, but fun none the...
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My Plug for My Stand-Up: What to Expect Thursday... →
thespinelessanarchist:
Here is a basic outline of what to expect from my set!
I eat
I eat a lot
I like to eat
I like to talk about how much I like to eat
I know what is in fast food but fuck if i’ll stop eating it
If you think I should stop you’re an asshole
I wish people were made out of actual food
Sometimes…
guys, you should go. for real.
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Hey tumblr followers, none of you want to rip my...
proving a point to Harry Potter
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my teacher: where is your homework?
me: May I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
Anonymous asked: iwasneverbroken wants to commit suicide... Can you and your followers help me convince her otherwise? Please....
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’I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that...
– louis ck (via intenselyhuman)
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Sam Winchester is my Edward Cullen.